My summer reading list...
Pride and Prejudice by Donald Trump: An autobiography.
What Kind Of Fool Am I? by Jeremy Corbyn: Speaks for itself.
The Animal Firm by Rudy Giuliani: Lawyers challenged by truthiness.
Eat, Drink, Comb by Boris Johnson: The zen of scalp maintenance.
Norwegian Wood by Madonna: Searching Scandinavia for the right man.
How Brown Was My Valley by Scott Pruitt: He tried.
The Pussy Monologues by Donald Trump: It'll grab you.
King Leer by Harvey Weinstein: Absolute power corrupts.
Flowers in the Attic by Bill Clinton: Where else would he put her?
The Mitch in the Willows by Senator McConnell: Public service leads to Toady Hall.
The Lyin' King by Donald Trump: A political procedural.
Where the Child Things Are by Betsy DeVos: Searching to understand education.
The Magic Bus by Nigel Farage: Who?
Eat, Drink, Comb by Donald Trump: See above.
The Moose Trap by Boris and Natasha: With props to Agatha Christie.
Pride and Prejudice by Donald Trump: An autobiography.
What Kind Of Fool Am I? by Jeremy Corbyn: Speaks for itself.
The Animal Firm by Rudy Giuliani: Lawyers challenged by truthiness.
Eat, Drink, Comb by Boris Johnson: The zen of scalp maintenance.
Norwegian Wood by Madonna: Searching Scandinavia for the right man.
How Brown Was My Valley by Scott Pruitt: He tried.
The Pussy Monologues by Donald Trump: It'll grab you.
King Leer by Harvey Weinstein: Absolute power corrupts.
Flowers in the Attic by Bill Clinton: Where else would he put her?
The Mitch in the Willows by Senator McConnell: Public service leads to Toady Hall.
The Lyin' King by Donald Trump: A political procedural.
Where the Child Things Are by Betsy DeVos: Searching to understand education.
The Magic Bus by Nigel Farage: Who?
Eat, Drink, Comb by Donald Trump: See above.
The Moose Trap by Boris and Natasha: With props to Agatha Christie.
Do you mean Nigel Farage??
ReplyDeleteOf course. Thanks for the find. Fixed.
DeleteHa Ha! Made my weekend. Thanks Ira!
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