VANDALISM REPORTED AT CHURCHILL'S BURIAL SITE
During a press conference at St. Martin's Church, Bladon, British Minister of Cemeteries Sir Digby Graves responded to reports of vandalism at the resting place of Sir Winston Churchill."The rumors of vandalism are completely without substance," declared the Minister. "The disturbances on the site were due solely to the fact that, having heard Theresa May's 12-Point Plan speech, Sir Winston turned over in his grave."
TRUMP'S NEW TRAVEL BAN ANNOUNCED
"I'm told that Muslim hordes have taken control of London, Paris, Amsterdam, and Baden-Baden. Not safe. Traveling to Mexico, of course, is out of the question. Drugs and rapists and whatnot. And we're at war with China, so Asia is out, too."
US Senator Brian Schatz (D-HI) asked if Hawaii was included in the ban.
"Of course," said Trump. "Forget Hawaii. Anyone who wants a vacation in the sun can go to Mar-a-Lago. It's a terrific resort. Really terrific. I mean, I'm OK with Polynesians. I like Polynesians. Some Polynesians are great people. And those grass skirts, it makes it real easy to grab..."At that point, the Secret Service whisked Trump from the podium.
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)
FRENCH BULLET POINTS THAT DESERVE FULL POSTS
I try to post on my blog once a week. I try to keep my blog mostly about our life in France. Occasionally, I miss a week. Occasionally, I st...
-
Lots of folks are throwing content onto the interweb about moving to France. Rightly so. A small but growing segment of American society i... -
As you may have recently learned, I consider cars to be disposable drivetrains. That is, if the body of a car does not show signs of rust o... -
I was planning on writing something frivolous this week. Maybe commenting on changing the name of Lake Ontario to Lake Obama. Or wondering w...